Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won’t take long. Wife: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards Husband: I can’t sleep without it Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I’m Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you’d be more considerate. Husband: You don’t love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for now Husband: Please…come on Wife: All right, I’ll do it. Husband: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can’t find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh yes, that’s good. Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window Open, get up and do it yourself!!!!.