The Frog and Golf
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
DO NOT SAVE – PASS ON
A man takes the day off work
and decides to go out golfing
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.”
The man looks around and
doesn’t see anyone. Again, he
hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks
at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, “Wow that’s
amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, “Ribbit Lucky
frog.”
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
“What do you think frog?” the
man asks. “Ribbit 3 wood.”
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The
man is befuddled and doesn’t
know what to say. By the end
of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, “OK where to
next?”
The frog replies, “Ribbit Las
Vegas
” They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, “OK frog, now
what?” The frog says, “Ribbit
Roulette.” Upon approaching the
roulette table, The man
asks, “What do you think I
should bet?” The frog replies,
“Ribbit $3000, black 6.”
Now, this is a million-to-one
shot to win, butafter the golf
game the man figures what the
heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding
back across the table
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, “Frog, I don’t know how to
repay you. You’ve won me all this
money and I am forever
grateful.”
The frog replies, “Ribbit
KissMe.”He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. “And
that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room. So help me
God or my name is not William
Jefferson Clinton.”
