MY KIND OF WOMAN
An old man & woman were married for many yrs, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming & yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up & out of the grave & come back & haunt you for the rest of your life!”
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar & began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up & out of the grave & come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife put down her drink & said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down……”
My kinda woman.
