Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won’t take long. Wife: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards Husband: I can’t sleep without it Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I’m Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you’d be more considerate. Husband: You don’t love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for now Husband: Please…come on Wife: All right, I’ll do it. Husband: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can’t find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh yes, that’s good. Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window Open, get up and do it yourself!!!!.




Thank you for your kind words and support!
At our house you could substitute “when you want the thermostat changed” for “when you want the window” HA!
Thanks for the laugh!
We fight over that thing every night.
Sounds like someone had a bug in our home..hehe